Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
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Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
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stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
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Comments (83)
brandoneyez1 25
Busted!
rocker_chick23 27
I hope you told the party goers to clean up and leave, then grounded your daughter.
EmsyyyRose13 24
I think the daughter should do most, if not all, of the clean-up.
the_real_dvd 21
It was a welcome home party. Surprise!
rocker_chick23 27
No it's not. They came home while the party was going on. What's confusing about that?
lina21 12
Every kid has to get busted for something. Hopefully, this is the worst thing your daughter ever does
Soundslikeothers 15
If your daughter didn't want you to know she shouldn't have put you on the list
delude 26
Hey, at least you know your daughter threw THE party of the year. A congratulations is in order before THE grounding of the year
fsomelife 26
*GASP* So? Every kid does something. The people who are talking about grounding her and spying on her either never got their umbilical cord cut or are those parents whose own kids end up not trusting the slighest bit. Sure, talk to her, but it's no big deal.
Fmlsea 28
It is a big deal when your kids dont respect your house and rules . that party could've of gotten out of control there could've of been drinking, injuries etc and the parents would've have been held responsible since its there house. so I can see why they aren't thrilled to come home to unsupervised party .
rocker_chick23 27
Um..It's a big ******* deal. It shows that she is untrustworthy and clearly not old enough to stay home alone by herself. What if there was underage drinking or someone got hurt?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#24 trust is earned not just automatically given and OP'S daughter has definitely proven that she does not deserve it and just talking to her isn't going to do anything but grounding her probably will she needs to know her actions have consequences.
TheDrifter 23
First there's the liability if someone gets injured or overdoses. Not to mention the amount of theft and damage done by a big school age party to the house hosting it. There's a reason parents don't like kids throwing parties at their home.
fsomelife 26
Then they shouldn't have left. Grounding won't do anything. It'll just teach her to hide that stuff better next time.
False_Stupidity 41
So, what your saying #69, is that the parents essentially have to ground themselves and never go out anywhere for any significant amount of time, just in case their daughter throws another party or does something else equally stupid.
fsomelife 26
No, that's not what I'm saying. If you leave, you have to understand that your child has the OPTION of doing something you may not be happy about. If you're not okay with that option existing, don't make it your child's responsibility to destroy it. Every (normally developed) person does something his or her parents would prefer they didn't -- c'est la vie. I'm saying it's not the event of the century.
EmsyyyRose13 24
Wow. How irresponsible of her. She's going to have a hard time earning your trust back any time soon. I don't understand why people feel the need to throw a party in a house they do not own without getting permission first.
Fmlsea 28
omg people its really not that confusing ! the parents came home early without out the daughter know ( perhaps to surprise her) only the parents were the ones that were surprised when they came home to a party that shouldnt of happened.