Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
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Top comments
stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
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Comments (83)
RhineBl 17
Did you embarrass her?
Fmlsea 28
its funny how some people dont think the daughter was in the wrong , the daughter should of gotten some form of punishment weather it was grounding , cleaning etc. she didnt have her parents permission , second the party was unsupervised ( heaven forbid there had been drinking or any injuries op could be held responsible for that since it was at their residents).
rocker_chick23 27
Many people are too stupid to understand that.
foxwasalamb 24
#15 your stupidity is confusing
hellofajob 10
Soooo..... How was it?
wvcheesehead 13
I hope you got lucky.
chickenfeet223 11
Seems like she still needs a babysitter
vikky538 28
its time for ADT secutrty system..well they have good discounts...
Curlytwirly22 17
Too many negative votes, comment buried. Click to show it anyway. Now just click the thumbs up button you know you want to ;)
lifesentence 11
Didn't you figure something was up you found out where the party was at? Should have been a big clue. well , hopefully you joined and had a good time. PS where did you leave your husband
ahh_rats 15
So was it like project X?