Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I went to my daughter's best friends birthday party, only to find my ex there, who is now sleeping with the mother, who has a fiancé in prison, who isn't going to be happy when he gets out. Most awkward kids birthday party ever. FML
Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
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stevothedevo 25
Time to give her THE grounding of the year.
isisorchid 16
Sounds like your daughter still needs a babysitter. I hope next time you send her to stay with a friend or relative.
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Comments (83)
worldclassrager 39
Well I don't think a party will happen anytime soon with that surprise arrival..
azyjazy713 11
I love the way this is written. Hope ur house isnt too messed up now. I also, as a party person, hope the daughter had fun while it lasted. She probly wont see the loght of day outside of school for a while
Attacksloth 33
Look on the bright side, well, no there is no bright side. That's a paddlin'.
Schobot 10
You were out of town and at the party that your daughter was throwing while her father and you (her father) were out of town? That makes no sense at all.
rocker_chick23 27
They came back while the party was going on. Is it that hard to understand?
jamesr792 6
Your daughter is a boss
MacWuu816 5
Am I the only one wondering why the mom is excited about a high school party?
Axipiter 24
Most likely, yes... You're the only one wondering that...
uhnevermind 24
She wasn't, it's just sarcasm. The FML's tend to be funnier when they have a twist.
Jayy_Dash23 9
I guess we are about to see a fml saying. today I was caught by my parents throwing the party of the year fml lol
doemetoch 28
Honestly, I don't think it's such a big deal, isn't it fairly common for teenagers to throw parties at home when their parents are gone? I know I did. My mom even expected me to, when she went away for a holiday she would even leave a crate of beer "in case you have some people coming over". Of course, our silent agreement was that the house would be clean without any trace of the party by the time she would come back. My mom raised me with the idea that it's perfectly normal for teenagers to explore, have fun and do things that they don't inform their parents about, but also with the idea that freedom comes together with responsibility! I never did any stupid shit, when I threw a party everyone would behave reasonably and get home safely. (Now I'm not saying you shouldn't punish her for this, especially if you explicitly told her not to throw a party and she broke that rule, but I wouldn't worry too much either, unless you saw her behaving irresponsibly at the party. If she's not mature enough to make sure the kids invited are safe and the house is clean, then she's not old enough to host parties.)
xSphinx 18
shouldn't have*
TallestMidgets 4
from mother's point of view.