Split second

By FLIPmcCOOL - 15/05/2014 22:57 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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maxii290594 8

Wrong answer buddy , wrong answer ... You're screwed

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energizerbunny23 18

That would have been really awkward... Feel bad for you. Never got to finish.

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JMichael 25

The correct answer was neither bro.

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cryssycakesx3 22

sounds like Sara was good.

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errorcode330 5

Ha, but I don't think even a twix would help his big mouth. Probably would have been better off literally shoving his foot in his mouth. YDI, OP.

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Demig0d6 14

Silly rabbit twix are for kids

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incoherentrmblr 21

Should've had a Snickers. He wasn't himself...

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incoherentrmblr 21

*Slaps you in the forehead*

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rainjar9 3

I can see the ad being made as I type.

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Bquillero16 18

YES!! Whatever happened to those good Twix commercials anyways!

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Justy101 23

Well, which one DID you mean??

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CTMPandemonium 16

The correct response would have been, "Neither. Sarah Underwood." Playboy bunny is a lot more reasonable and easy to forgive than sister or ex IMO. FYL OP.

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poopface82 19

That's a hell of a lot better than the only Sarah I could think of off the top of my head, which was Sarah Jessica Parker. Either way, YDI, OP. Don't be a moron.

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SauceySarah 30

Me. OP meant me.

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Mauskau 35

This is why I don't say names during sex. You can claim you were imagining to ride a horse named Sarah Jessica Parker, but it could make things worse.

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maxii290594 8

#6 Mauskau - That's the most twisted explanation ever ...

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crazytwinsmom 25

I learned the hard way to not say any name during sex.

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Comet_Candy 23

Yikes... Well OP, I think your best bet is to show that those two don't hold any romantic significance to you and that your wife is the only woman who matters to you. And hopefully your wife will understand... Good luck!

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fsomelife 26

You're from Ireland, you could've passed it off as "sorry"

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RomanCatMama 16

Irish here, absolutely not. Saw-ree and Sare-ah sound nothing alike in Irish accent - unless he's a bogger

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avapaige1234 19

Well if you said that name because you fantasize banging "Sarah," then YDI for being such an ass.

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OptimusVader 23

It's entirely possible he wasn't fantasizing and actually just said the name on accident. I've said the wrong names to friends and once during sex because I say certain names in a certain tone a lot (such as exasperation). I become used to saying the particular name in that way and get tripped up when using the same tone with another name. And just to clarify, the wrong name I used during sex was a question, not even sexual sounding.

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damnit1989 16

I agree, #40. It's kinda like when your mom goes to yell at you and uses the wrong name. Or when my sister goes to yell at my daughter and says my name. Hahaha

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mageepaigeee44 15

As reasonable as it is to accidentally say the wrong name, if I was the girlfriend I'd still be so pissed off. I wouldn't be able to help it. If my boyfriend said the wrong name he'd be sleeping on the couch.

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AGB10 19

That's going to be a long, long time on the couch then! Start thinking of ways to get back in the bedroom ie a lot of apologies, flowers etc.

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refticon 31

He should've just said her name instead of someone else's, no need to make up for anything then

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JayBunny 16

He said accidentally.....I'm sure it happens alot to many people

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Zebediabolical 39

It does happen to a lot of people. We have names for them. Single/dumped/divorced.

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