The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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heartlessagony 0

At least you're not with him anymore.

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ceva_fml 1

give the guy a break.. its hard when you get used to pussy to let it go

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hateevryone 14

oh well. that's what he get for breaking up with you. jerk

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newmandotcom 6

Maybe he just realized that he would miss your pussy? Listen to the pussy-cat song by assylum street spankers. That will make you feel better

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misskit_fml 5

you people are retarded... its her cat just because it stayed with him does not mean it was ever his.. i have a pet at my partners house simply because i cannot have it at my own house as of yet.. if he was to break up with me i would take said pet because it is mine... it would be different if she gave it to him as a gift but it was clearly hers to begin with so get the **** over it ppl you really have no say :p

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worldclassrager 39

I think he should get a cat himself...your cat your custody even though that's not the best wording but I think I got my point across

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everythingelena 28

So I'm just gonna assume he thought that you were gonna let him keep it.

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