The gift

By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Spicy
Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML
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depechemode 0

...And this, my dear children, is how transformers are born.

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perdix 29

"I'm sorry, Your Honor, about the accident, but I didn't see the other car because I was blinded by the semen." He'll want to see you in camera.

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israelnotjacob 20

This exact same FML was written a couple months ago.

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_neutrality 0

Yeah, I feel like I've read this one before.

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scullion44 0

This isn't an FML whatsoever.. it's a fail on the OP's part

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GJMO 0

Someone had to remove said condom , FYL

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tony8pie 0

McNasty! Also, attention Jcat: it's called sarcasm, dumbass!

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x0stormbringer 0

more of a MLIA?

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rosesdarkblue 0

Men are disgusting...

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Veritas143 0

Woman are perfectly normal and clean..then again.."I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"--Name that movie!

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Hazy_fml 0

#38 And women are ******. ...Now do you see why sweeping generalizations like those make you look like a fool?

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Mr_514 0

That would Be "How to Lose a guy in 10 Days" Veritas... don't ask me why i know that.

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mooreon131 0

Actually, that's from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

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Dixie_Normous 0

Nice Asher Roth reference you ******* toolbag.

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zethioth 0

Today, I tied up a condom I used the night before, contents included, and put it under some college kids winshield wiper. FHL

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jts2 3

Reverse. FMLs. ARE. NOT. FUNNY. GOD.

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