Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML
Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
angiemarie96 25
Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram
sumbum95 15
Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)
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Comments (80)
jaredfry17 7
At least everyone who is mutual friends/followers with you know he is a giant dick right? They say "2 wrongs don't make a right" but I would do the same
Kateyez_26 13
Just pack his shit and leave it out on the front door step. I'm sure he'll get the hint.
Ubehage 32
I don't think you have to break up with him. He already did that, by posting the pic. FYL
Ebola_fml 20
He still could have gone with his dad and just met that girl while there.
arroberts 10
He still made out with her. and I'm sure that was among other things.
TheDrifter 23
Maybe it's his dads girlfriend and it was an innocent kiss? A friendly barmaid and it's not what it looks like? Ok, maybe I'm getting into the highly improbable.
Ebola_fml 20
I'm not suggesting he's in the right by any means. I'm just saying that the op assumes this was all premeditated and he lied about his dad being there.
chosha_fml 26
At this point, would that matter? He cheated on her and posted it for all the world to see.
10showgirl 16
Go out. Have a blast. Meet new people. Don't talk to him. Consider y'all broken up already. When he gets back, don't answer his calls.
sarahdavis508r 5
I think this calls for a skiff of poop delivery on his driveway. If you have access to his apartment there are a lot more interesting ways of getting revenge. What a jerk and you are so much better off without him either way.
Adree 15
Like the pictures? ;D
buckdharma 37
Sorry about your Bahama drama, but what could have taken years, you found out in an instant.
charrmaander 10
He doesn't need the satisfaction of you dumping him. Just throw all his stuff out and never speak to him again
Enslaved 36
Of course he went to the Bahamas with his dad. Who do you think is holding the camera?