Cars, Cops and Transportation: That escalated quickly - FML

That escalated quickly

By zenithbelana - 10/01/2010 07:01 - United States

Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 00:00

Today, my car was broken in for a second time in a month and a half, and for the second time it's now Inoperable. I only got it returned from repairs two days ago. FML

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By Username - 18/10/2010 15:52 - France

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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wtfismyfml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 12:10

insurance just went up

FatNinjaCupcake 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:47

Did anyone else notice this says "was was"?

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mastashode 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:43

hahahahah

SoIcyKoolin 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 10:54

Haha damn.

SoIcyKoolin 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 10:57

Theres gotta be more to that story. thats personal or they just ****** wit you

tarabelle 7

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:15

wasn't this already an FML?

toyotasmash 0

Friday 8 October 2010 3:21

somebody hates your guts

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 10:42

Yeah ^^ someone must really hate you D= Put an alarm on or park it somewhere safe :D

FatNinjaCupcake 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 4:47

Did anyone else notice this says "was was"?

sideboobbarney 3

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:21

u wrote was twice -___- retard

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 20:38

Wow. That is terrible luck. I'm so sorry.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Thursday 20 June 2013 1:24

That really sucks.

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Today, like many other days, I'm too scared to correct people calling me "ma'am" at work because I live in a small, ignorant town where I've already been harassed and threatened for daring to be trans. I've already had a friend tell me I look nothing like a chick, so what's the deal with customers? FML

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