Work: That backfired

That backfired

By Alexander D. - 14/07/2012 00:48 - United States

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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You deserved it 37 216

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 528

By screwedupfuck - 27/03/2015 21:19 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

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You deserved it 6 067

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 224

You deserved it 1 515

By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

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You deserved it 2 522

By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 2 186

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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You deserved it 911

By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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You deserved it 20 444

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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You deserved it 10 066

By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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You deserved it 1 277

By itsjustwill - 17/01/2013 00:35 - United States - Puyallup

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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You deserved it 2 156

shannonreneee 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:48

Mate, no matter how bratty the kid is, suck it up and be nice. It's your job and you're there to serve the customer.

MDashwood 4

Saturday 14 July 2012 5:48

You are stupid if you think you can tell a customer's kid to shut their mouth, even if they do need to.

Comments

CanyonRose 16

Sunday 10 February 2013 1:26

You're an ass

archos58 10

Wednesday 11 September 2013 13:58

Losing your temper over a customer's brat is ridiculous. Keep your cool, step outside and have a smoke, and get over it.

maggiefox 25

Wednesday 5 March 2014 18:29

It's just a job...

zoeeileen 6

Tuesday 3 June 2014 6:31

poor cow :(

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:51

Couldn't agree with your boss more, you sound like you're boring as shit and have rage issues

hurley12 30

Wednesday 7 January 2015 10:24

YDI talk about unprofessional

RampagingBoner 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:29

How did u get that?

8313girl 28

Sunday 13 September 2015 22:40

Sometimes the customer is wrong. I give props to anyone in retail and the restaurant industry. Your patience with customers' rude comments and their horrible misbehaved kids is amazing! I did retail for 6 months and hated it. I work in corporate america and we have explained to parents the company is a place of business and their children are not allowed to run around and basically act a fool. I think its horrible that one customer and his demon seed can get someone fired from a job they worked so hard to get. In OP's case, the video of your pissing on the cow was pretty immature.

sericane 20

Saturday 27 February 2016 6:01

The only true FML here would be from that poor cow. YDI. On a side note, anyone who's ever worked with the public knows that shit doesn't fly. Even if the kids is screaming and throwing a tantrum, you still have to be polite. And I'd advise addressing the parents, not the child. Courteously, of course. So, again, YDI. Moron.