Money: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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Same thing different taste

By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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By TSampson - 11/06/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

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The golden child

By Anonymous - 25/07/2022 12:00

Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 22:15 - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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By BenjiFurImmer - 12/06/2019 00:07

Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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Vultures circling overhead

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 16:00

Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML

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Free money for me, but not for thee

By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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pistachiopanda 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:28

Didn't leave you with jack shit...

georgeee97 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:27

Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/

Comments

DanniNell 13

Saturday 17 August 2013 9:47

Better than what I'd ever get from my grandpa! He says I'm not getting shit because he doesn't like me. His reason for hating me is cause my mom was a bitch to him.

incoherentrmblr 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 9:49

23!!!

crisanba 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:02

Well don't be an immature little shit

Protagonist_ 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:05

Don't worry bro at least you still got your swag. That pays bills, right?

audreyfml1994 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:13

You get what you put out into the world.

roflstomp716 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:21

sounds like he was the immature little shit haha

LennyComa 39

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:42

Heh, Your grandpa was one witty old tightass.....He could have made it dollars at least

fffianist 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:57

Well you did decide to name yourself "Jack sWag 4". Alarm bells are ringing, Jacob.

Neesalun 20

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:28

My grandpa left my brother $.01, my sister and I a nice amount. My aunt thought it would be fair if I split it with him. I wish my sister was also to split it too. Seems fair. My brother still doesn't know that he was left with nothing.

aliiballybee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:58

I don't see why everyone is hating on the grandad? He is a legend, I would find it hilarious that even in the matters of death my granddad could have a laugh and troll me! Look at the lighter/ funny side of things OP!