Money: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML

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By grandson of a p.o.s. - 14/03/2013 22:04 - United States - Somers

Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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By TSampson - 11/06/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

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The golden child

By Anonymous - 25/07/2022 12:00

Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 22:15 - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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By BenjiFurImmer - 12/06/2019 00:07

Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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Vultures circling overhead

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 16:00

Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML

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Free money for me, but not for thee

By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 14:01

Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML

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pistachiopanda 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:28

Didn't leave you with jack shit...

georgeee97 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:27

Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/

Comments

mrd97 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:53

What a wonderful grandfather

Cindy_Smiles 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:54

at least he remembered you in it..

LithFlavored 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 6:58

I've always wondered why people are more concerned with what's in the will than the actual death of the person

Poetaster 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 7:13

Dont sweat it. If you need your families money to make it- you've already lost

an3ph 20

Saturday 17 August 2013 7:41

If you know what I mean… ;)

gpg5 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:03

Piss on his grave

ILAB56 7

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:15

I can't vote either way, because it could be true, but it could just be the grandpa's opinion.

stclair01 12

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:26

No wonder you didn't get shit your username is jack swag I wouldn't give you anything either

joopjoop 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 4:44

it could possibly jacks wag! whatever that means...

joopjoop 19

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:57

could possibly be*

twicht_de 10

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:27

The fact that you wrote this as a FML proofs that he was right. May he rest in peace.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 17 August 2013 8:32

Money is money right?

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