Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
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nyxiny 22
Is it really that hard to say, "Sorry, but no thank you"?
illmatic2 16
Just tell him to **** off.
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Comments (53)
akiahara 14
"No, thanks, I'm here with my boyfriend" isn't insulting, but makes it clear you're unavailable. Being more assertive and less catty might have saved your night.
Legendslayer222 26
Well, you got to grind with a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy and your boyfriend was cool with it. I fail to see the problem here.
doodoo10 10
use the Jenna Marbles face! :D if only you'd watched that video before :P definitely worth a try :D
Satoaoi 13
I hate it when they do that dumb shit how hard is it to go along with your girlfriends plan
Sionnach 10
Wow, your boyfriend's kinda hopeless. I had some dude hitting on me in a club one night and refusing to take the hint (or even listening when I told him I wasn't remotely interested in guys). Thankfully my ex-girlfriend was willing to help me out by forgetting the 'ex' part for the night. Eventually the guy decided it wasn't going to happen... eventually.
WickedWolf 11
And now you're single? XD
ckrider64 8
your boyfriend gave the correct answer. he shouldnt have to answer for u. hope it was humiliating
elizacandle 29
stand up for yourself and say no !
DerpCarlos 8
And the award for biggest troll on the face of the earth goes to..
sleepyglowstar 32
you deserve it. get a back bone and just tell the guy no yourself. if your in a relationship that shouldn't be too hard to do.