Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
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Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
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Top comments
nyxiny 22
Is it really that hard to say, "Sorry, but no thank you"?
illmatic2 16
Just tell him to **** off.
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Comments (53)
stogeist 5
Maybe your boyfriend shouldn't be your boyfriend anymore.
alitbaby 14
just give him the Jenna marbles face!
soph_volleyball 11
Break up time!
babeababe 16
I agree with everyone saying you should've just said no in the first place. But since you didn't, your next step should've been to walk away and find the hottest guy in the club and start dancing with him. If "your boyfriend doesn't care"
dr_snow_bear 29
Can't say "No" yourself?
imyy 20
Why not just grow some balls and say, "no thanks?" Guys would rather hear that than a dumb lie, and even if your lie had worked and your BF said no, then the other guy could've gotten into a fight telling your boyfriend he doesn't "own" you etc. Next time, think!
TheyCallMeDamien 17
If you put your fate in the hands of others don't be surprised if they fumble. Next time use your spine and just say no.
Albarufus 13
"Did I say boyfriend? Sorry I meant EX boyfriend, but the odds are still not in your favor."
noelasis94 18
Maybe he thought you were desperate and disgusting bet that didn't cross your mind did it?
mosquito19 14
what the hell does that even mean? grind with you?