Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
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Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
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nyxiny 22
Is it really that hard to say, "Sorry, but no thank you"?
illmatic2 16
Just tell him to **** off.
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Comments (53)
Narcisse_fml 25
Your boyfriend won't be with you everywhere you go. You totally deserved it for not speaking up for yourself. A simple, "No, thank you." probably would've sufficed.
xInwex 12
I would have just said, "no thanks, I'm actually here with my boyfriend." Why make it so difficult?
TheChelseaSays 34
Why were you even at the club with your boyfriend? Of course people are going to ask you to grind on them. That is basically the point of clubbing. It's not exactly an activity for couples. YDI for not telling him no yourself.
Michael_92 20
So let me get this straight. If I had a gf and we wanted to go to the club with some friends for dancing and a good time we couldn't because we're a couple...that makes no sense.
dontpanic_fml 32
Sometimes no matter now long I think about it, I can't begin to understand how some people's minds come to certain conclusions. This is one of those times.
gracehi 31
My boyfriend and I go clubbing all the time because I like dancing and drinking. THAT is what clubbing is for. My boyfriend goes with me because neither one of us wants me to dance and drink with someone else.
YepThatsMeee 23
I see this kind of comment now and then on FML but it never ceases to amaze me - "clubbing is not an activity for couples." Right, coz all couples always want to be alone, play music really soft or not at all, and drink milk?
Spectre529 12
Just tell him "no"?
Eorlas 31
What would you have said if your boyfriend wasn't there? You don't need him to speak for your relationship if you can do that yourself. YDI.
loserman67 35
You tested the waters and got your toes burned. Why ask? If the answer is no, then it's no. You don't need your boyfriend to "back you up." I think you need to do some apologizing to your boyfirend and then go scrub your lady parts with borax and bleach
MissMae93 23
Why didn't you just say, "no"?
icepick23 12
You're mean
sammyjanette 17
Just saying no usually comes with a "Why?" "I didn't want you anyway bitch" or any other host of things. Maybe that's why OP didn't just say no.
outoftown 26
Is it that hard to respond to any of that? And if all else failed, that's what bouncers are for.
User57777 13
You coolly said to ask your boyfriend? How does one coolly say something?