Health, Cigarettes and Work: Teeth gang!

Teeth gang!

By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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By Mattrd - 05/02/2013 00:42 - United States

Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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By smellynelly - 17/05/2015 16:13 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Mary - 30/07/2017 05:00

Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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GemmaStyles 14

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:07

Maybe you should take that as a sign to start brushing your teeth, hm.

babybebop2 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:12

That was very rude of him to say your breath smells like shit...but maybe YDI for having poor oral hygiene....too bad a friend could alert you to that nicely.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Monday 20 August 2012 2:49

mints and whitening strips to the rescue!

Dahlia89 2

Monday 20 August 2012 2:54

Brush your teeth then

Austyn57 1

Monday 20 August 2012 3:01

are u british

rightside5 2

Monday 20 August 2012 3:41

Ew! Brush your freaking teeth!

sherivengeance 3

Monday 20 August 2012 3:57

Oh dear... Carry some gum and invest in teeth whitening. Your coworker is very rude though. Light a poop bag under his seat.

MargaretColleen 8

Monday 20 August 2012 5:00

You should have told them to stop making assumptions because it makes him seem like a bigoted asshole.

TcheQ 12

Monday 20 August 2012 9:40

ydi, brush your teeth, floss, and use mouthwash. And go to the dentist.

N1GHTS 12

Monday 20 August 2012 9:45

That was a rude of him but maybe you should start brushing your teeth. Don't forget to floss!

angeluv_2014 22

Monday 20 August 2012 16:11

brush your ****** teeth

moonboobs 4

Monday 20 August 2012 17:50

Bro! Chew some gum or something! I had a teacher in highschool that made me believe she would give her husband a bj everyday before school cuz her breath was so bad.