Health, Cigarettes and Work: Teeth gang!

Teeth gang!

By pridekills - 19/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Mulberry

Today, my coworker told me I should stop smoking cigarettes because it makes my breath "smell like shit" and makes my teeth look as yellow as corn. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. FML

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By Mattrd - 05/02/2013 00:42 - United States

Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML

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Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist and she told me, "If you don't stop smoking, yellow teeth aren't the only thing you'll have to worry about." I don't even smoke. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML

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By smellynelly - 17/05/2015 16:13 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML

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By scotto - 23/02/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 03:49 - United States - Moreland

Today, my future mother-in-law told me she thought I was severely allergic to cigarette smoke. That hasn't stopped her from chain-smoking around me for the last 3 years. FML

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By Mary - 30/07/2017 05:00

Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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Sunday 19 August 2012 12:07

Maybe you should take that as a sign to start brushing your teeth, hm.

babybebop2 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 12:12

That was very rude of him to say your breath smells like shit...but maybe YDI for having poor oral hygiene....too bad a friend could alert you to that nicely.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:22

Maybe you should stop eating shit then.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:25

Yeah.. That's embarrassing, but you should probably pick up a toothbrush.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:29

I tried to edit that after I saw op's second post. If your teeth are yellow and your breath is bad and you do brush your teeth, you may have some health problems that are making it that way.

MYpenguinLOVESme 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 19:39

Maybe it's time for a dentist appointment...

carminecris89 13

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:11

You should tell your coworker to be wary of giving unsolicited advice as one could end up with cement shoes, a broken nose, or any number of other things that are rather unpleasant.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:19

Wow! Your coworker is just rude, OP. Even if you were a smoker it was not her/his place to give you an advice.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 19 August 2012 21:48

Well he is half right...

This_FML_Girl 12

Sunday 19 August 2012 22:46

Mouthwash and toothbrush it is then! ;-)

torx523 4

Monday 20 August 2012 0:47

That is just nasty. You really need to start brushing your teeth. Maybe 5 times a day should do it.

rygorg 3

Monday 20 August 2012 0:48

I know how that feels. I've brushed my teeth twice a day my whole life and my teeth are very yellow and my breath makes people gag.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 20 August 2012 2:00

Use an extra soft bristled toothbrush too. Brushing too hard and with a medium or firm brush will wear away your tooth enamel, which makes your teeth extra sensitive and causes your gums to recede.