Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML
Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Why didn't you just stop?
GameRater01 0
You could have stopped, cracked the door open and handed it to him
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Comments (135)
chakrabs 0
What an idiot, you couldnt open the door or use another window?
Mnemic 6
I agree with #2 and #4... you simply could have stopped the car. Or was the break not working as well?
ScottyD620 0
It wasn't taunting until you waved the $20 in front of them
cheesepuff18 0
Don't bother calling when your house burns down :D
tempaccount 0
Open the door...
zandar 0
next time your house is on fire, you'll get yours. Seriously, how are you f***ed?
mogan_fml 0
i do that all of the time!! it is always hysterical to see the look in their eyes as you wave the $20 bill in their smug, do gooding, faces. who needs to help cure childhood cancer, anyways?
iammoney 0
ur a dumbass we will see if u still feel that way if u get cancer
Hazygoose 2
Damn. It's too bad your car doesn't have breaks.
howdidithappen 0
Yeah bruh, it isn't that hard to open the door and give it to him. YDI for not putting any effort into getting them the money.
anonymos_fml 0
y didn't u just stop the car???