Money and Miscellaneous: Taking the piss

Taking the piss

By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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You deserved it 17 104

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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You deserved it 84 792

By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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You deserved it 6 346

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 286

You deserved it 4 335

By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 234

Honesty doesn't pay

By Hayls5 - 04/07/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 243

You deserved it 6 024

Emotional rollercoaster

By ehcanadianeh - 13/12/2015 20:04 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 724

You deserved it 12 070

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 16:17 - Canada

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 954

You deserved it 31 563

By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 436

You deserved it 52 208

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 431

You deserved it 46 301

Alex_DeLarge 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:04

Why didn't you just stop?

GameRater01 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:05

You could have stopped, cracked the door open and handed it to him

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:25

It'd be funny if they chased your car down the street and set it on fire, and then proceeded to refuse to assist you. (only if you made it out alive, of course. Death isn't funny.)

EffinWhosLife 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:29

This isn't really an FML

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:44

"WERE U TAUNTING IT?" "i go in the sea sometimes just to **** around with the firemen"

were_giraffe 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 20:52

Any reason why you couldn't stop and open the door to give them the donation? Or drive back to do it properly?

mcrflyleaf 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:14

Why not just open your door?

hannahleigh 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:21

stopping and opening your door to hand someone a 20 doesn't take a lifetime... you'd hardly need a place to park (#23). and if stopping was such an imposition... why not just keep driving? no need to show them the money you would donate. ydi.