Intimacy: Sweet talker - FML

Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By robm - 26/07/2010 20:15 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

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Bad timing

By KrissyBearr - 31/12/2011 01:36 - United States

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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Nurisaintlucy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:44

This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling

skitzofreniks 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:54

the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.

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kronosa 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:37

That is totally a compliment! Women are so dumb sometimes!

sassyangel24 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:47

That is somewhat of a compliment, a pig headed one yes but still a compliment. He loves you enough to want you to stay, he obviously loves you for more than your body. So stop complaining.

GodofCarnage 10

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:47

IT IS A COMPLIMENT.

iSackismexy 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:48

boners does it again lol

awesomeloser14 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:49

lol he means he love you more then just about sex. I think. idk I dont speak guy ;P

sonic19951 6

Friday 22 April 2011 2:14

i think you ment to say "he loves you, not the sex you give him."

awesomeloser14 0

Friday 22 April 2011 7:02

no I mean he doesn't just want her for sex but yah you get the picture mah potato, potata. *shrugs shoulders*

Jaxx66 21

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:50

lol it is a compliment from a guy point of view.

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:52

That kinda is a compliment. That means he ACTUALLY likes or loves you and doesn't just want to toot it and boot it. He cares :')

Trololololololo_fml 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:56

That's just one level under proposal. You should be grateful.

s3xymoma 1

Friday 22 April 2011 0:03

aww

middletin 0

Friday 22 April 2011 0:18

it is a compliment

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