Great, now you are going to produce children that ruin it for everyone else. With such a great attitude about fatherhood, we can expect your spawn to include serial killers and crack ******. Ay-oh, way to go, Ohio!

...And how do you know they're a high school drop out? Also, WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THIS?

That's thinking with your dip stick, dip shit.

fake, too gd 2 be true, cu

I have never understood the concept of one night stands for this very reason. remind me why I should have any sympathy for u. u ass

Haha, funniest example of every day irony that I've heard in a while. This is God's way of having a sense of humor. You're saying FML, and He's saying, 'timed that perfectly!' and giving Jesus a high five.

Good job not wearing a condom, you ******* idiot.

karma's a bitch and then you marry one lol jk on the last bit but karma is a total bitch

sounds fake

She's probably a ***** and the baby probably isn't yours.