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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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ohmyword08 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

what a nice mother.

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

your moms a bitch

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osirisfrost 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 21:08

freshman 15? or 150?

hilary56 0

Monday 2 April 2012 1:05

Funny mother you got!!! :))

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:31

Nice mom.

cartedor 18

Monday 15 September 2014 0:37

reality check. burnt

jackler92 16

Wednesday 23 March 2016 6:20

That sounds really fracking sketchy

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