Love and Miscellaneous: Blast from the past

Blast from the past

By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 332

You deserved it 2 901

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 926

You deserved it 2 154

Missed connections

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 392

You deserved it 1 154

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 567

You deserved it 1 063

By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 965

You deserved it 3 548

Nice catching up with you

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 22:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 818

You deserved it 191

Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 640

You deserved it 4 383

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 089

You deserved it 1 671

By Gaz47 - 27/07/2018 19:00

Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 341

You deserved it 345

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 628

You deserved it 36 837

By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 240

You deserved it 51 240

Pun_Intended 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:12

At first I thought it said "massaged" rather than "messaged' haha.

emshilie 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:07

Well that sucks. fyl

Comments

emshilie 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:07

Well that sucks. fyl

muchocaliente 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:27

maybe if she hadn't been ******* around so many times, maybe he wouldn't have made that mistake. YDI for being a ****.

Fucktroll 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 6:04

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:57

what is THAT supposed to be? o__O

jizi_x 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:25

#27 wtf? how is she a ****? that makes no sense. did she say she was ******* around? no. so wtf.

LycanGod 27

Wednesday 15 July 2015 5:16

27 might like her as well but she never gave him any thought

Syrathia 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:08

HA FAIL!

bekahshae 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:08

Ouch FYL

pinkpoproxx 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:11

awee. sucks.

Daaniellee1234 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:11

Bummer.

reapfml 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:16

you should've played along lol

lolwatlol 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:34

a great guy indeed

BadOwner 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:04

OP its ok. dont act like youve ever confused someone for someone else. maybe you and the girl that slaps complete strangers who look like her boyfriend should hang out.