Friends, Cops and Miscellaneous: Stitched up

Stitched up

By Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 884

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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You deserved it 2 461

By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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You deserved it 15 609

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

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You deserved it 9 146

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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You deserved it 76 086

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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You deserved it 1 789

By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 35 647

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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You deserved it 1 921

Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 496

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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You deserved it 23 997

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 692

Maelific 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:57

Time to find some new friends....

FYLDeep 25

Monday 26 July 2010 19:10

They should have thrown the signs on the yard of someone they hate. That would have made more sense.

Comments

namesoo 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:47

fml ppl need some real friends

gothic_angel_13 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 6:10

its ur fault. one dont get drunk its stupid and 2 get some responsible friends

PentiumBawls8 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 7:53

Here is a way to get back at your bastardly friends: Obtain a Blow up doll. Since you already know your friends get wasted, you also know that they are prone to narcolepsy. Catch them while they are sleeping and place the blow up doll on them (in any position that seems funnier). Take pictures and post them on facebook. Done!

iiDana 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 8:02

ydi for not stopping her. Here's a tip Hun ; don't get drunk [x

milo2113 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 9:05

blahzz 4

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:22

Lol. Your drunk friends FTW!

fishycanswim 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:47

Simply explain to the officier that you didn't do it.

mycomment 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:55

whoa, what a friend

bridawg 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:09

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:59

WHAT kinda friends do YOU have?!

Almondmousse 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:40

wtf, the stupidity here is mind blowing. How is is cool to steal traffic signs? Especially stop signs? They are there for a reason- to warn people to come to a stop. Whether it's people from out of town or unfamiliar with the area. It's not cool if you decided to steal a sign to be a douchebag and then find out later someone got into a serious accident or died because someone plowed into them because you wanted a stop sign in your room or because you become 10x more stupid when you're hammered. =_=