Perhaps they're collecting the wax to make a candle?

Or maybe aunt and uncle are out of f*cks to give?

I recently ran out of fucks to give, and I can definitely confirm this may be a plausible explanation.

#1 Eww. #2 But why?!!

Are your relatives not speakers of English?

21: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that the ability to speak proper English was a pre-requisite to post a comment. Take your head full of shit out of your ass. Maybe then you'd realize that English doesn't come easy for everyone. Douche.

#21 is a bitch and a douche

21, do you think everyone are obligated to speak perfect English, or what's your problem? Maybe I should judge you by your ability of speaking MY mothertongue, since you apparently think that a good way to act.

It was clearly a joke. Lighten up you miserable bunch of cretins. Sheesh!

Wait, wait. I think that the Mods should come down here and force us all to speak French. Since (if I remember right) that's where most -if not all- FML Mods are at/from.

My thoughts exactly

My brain...

*shudder*