Health: Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom...

By grossed out - 05/05/2013 23:10 - United States - Mount Prospect

Today, I was at my aunt and uncle's house. I went to the bathroom and after I washed my hands, I took a Q-tip out of the carton to clean my ears. When I reached for a second one, I noticed that every Q-tip in the carton was actually already used. FML

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By idontlikebitter - 08/03/2016 21:10 - Switzerland - Klingnau

Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

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Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By Killmenow - 30/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, I learned that my aunt, who lives with us, is using our chopsticks in her hair and putting them back in the utensil drawer without washing them. I'm the one that uses chopsticks the most. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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By Ms Yeins - 26/04/2019 14:00 - Belgium - Mechelen

Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 22:00 - France

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Busybeth98 16

Monday 6 May 2013 9:04

Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)

grayeyedmarine 14

Monday 6 May 2013 9:06

seems like you got an ear full

Comments

Busybeth98 16

Monday 6 May 2013 9:04

Why would someone do that? o.O (Putting back in the q-tips, I mean.)

moonsalt 20

Monday 6 May 2013 9:12

Perhaps they're collecting the wax to make a candle?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:28

Or maybe aunt and uncle are out of f*cks to give?

FinalDarkWraith 10

Monday 6 May 2013 14:11

I recently ran out of ***** to give, and I can definitely confirm this may be a plausible explanation.

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 7 May 2013 8:21

#1 Eww. #2 But why?!!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 6 May 2013 9:05

Terrible, simply terrible. But the worst is that maybe they didn't feel so because they allowed you to use the bathroom.

goodoldave 17

Monday 6 May 2013 9:06

Nasty

HaneenDixon 16

Monday 6 May 2013 9:22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

grayeyedmarine 14

Monday 6 May 2013 9:06

seems like you got an ear full

Marmarfarfar 25

Monday 6 May 2013 9:10

Recycling is good for the environment

moonsalt 20

Monday 6 May 2013 9:11

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fairgirl99 8

Monday 6 May 2013 9:11

Are your relatives tried to save money???

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 6 May 2013 9:34

Are your relatives not speakers of English?

AbstraktThoughts 13

Monday 6 May 2013 9:43

21: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that the ability to speak proper English was a pre-requisite to post a comment. Take your head full of shit out of your ass. Maybe then you'd realize that English doesn't come easy for everyone. Douche.

diaosi 4

Monday 6 May 2013 11:05

#21 is a bitch and a douche

Mifflicious 18

Monday 6 May 2013 11:52

21, do you think everyone are obligated to speak perfect English, or what's your problem? Maybe I should judge you by your ability of speaking MY mothertongue, since you apparently think that a good way to act.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 6 May 2013 13:19

It was clearly a joke. Lighten up you miserable bunch of cretins. Sheesh!

Jaxx66 21

Monday 6 May 2013 15:32

Wait, wait. I think that the Mods should come down here and force us all to speak French. Since (if I remember right) that's where most -if not all- FML Mods are at/from.