By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 556
You deserved it 9 319

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jw90 18

Haha nothing like first impressions right?

cottoncandymango 17

He's just nervous about the new babysitter.


cottoncandymango 17

He's just nervous about the new babysitter.

Hey it happens to everyone, you just get so excited... It wiggles it's way out of ye arse

If an 8-year-old is pooping from nerves, then either the child has some serious anxiety issues that need to be handled or the potty training didn't got as well as OP thought. Whichever one it is, that shouldn't happen.

Nervous? More like scared... shitless....XD

#29 though clever, that doesn't make sense. Less ***** would be preferable here, but instead OP has a shit to clean up. Unless she left it for the babysitter...

Well, we don't know what the babysitter looked like. After all OP did say the turd appeared AFTER the introduction ;;

Wowxoxo 17

The baby sitter was probably extremely hot.. Hide your husband OP!

shan88 14

31. Stripper in name, stripper in brain

66 I'm a housewife and mommy, not a stripper dear. Didn't you catch the "ex" and "jk" part of my name too?

jw90 18

Haha nothing like first impressions right?

Scary to think of the following impressions this kid will make.

alexwow1 13

Well that must be embarrassing. Did the babysitters ask for more money

arleenxo 11

Hope the babysitter doesn't get a wrong impression.

Now, what would be the 'wrong impression'? That the kid is 8 for God's sake and should be potty trained? If so, she is accurate in her thinking.

Wrong impression? An 8 year old who doesn't know how to use the toilet is a clear example of a parenting problem

nerves don't worry though if she's a good babysitter she won't make a big deal out of it

ILoveMyArm 15

*waits for millions of people to complain about how "unoriginal" that joke is*