By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 502
You deserved it 9 282

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Haha nothing like first impressions right?

He's just nervous about the new babysitter.

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He's just nervous about the new babysitter.

Hey it happens to everyone, you just get so excited... It wiggles it's way out of ye arse

If an 8-year-old is pooping from nerves, then either the child has some serious anxiety issues that need to be handled or the potty training didn't got as well as OP thought. Whichever one it is, that shouldn't happen.

Nervous? More like scared... shitless....XD

#29 though clever, that doesn't make sense. Less shits would be preferable here, but instead OP has a shit to clean up. Unless she left it for the babysitter...

Well, we don't know what the babysitter looked like. After all OP did say the turd appeared AFTER the introduction ;;

The baby sitter was probably extremely hot.. Hide your husband OP!

31. Stripper in name, stripper in brain

66 I'm a housewife and mommy, not a stripper dear. Didn't you catch the "ex" and "jk" part of my name too?

Haha nothing like first impressions right?

Scary to think of the following impressions this kid will make.

Well that must be embarrassing. Did the babysitters ask for more money

Or maybe less turds?

Hmmm... "shit" got real

Your pun is just crap.

Hope the babysitter doesn't get a wrong impression.

Now, what would be the 'wrong impression'? That the kid is 8 for God's sake and should be potty trained? If so, she is accurate in her thinking.

Wrong impression? An 8 year old who doesn't know how to use the toilet is a clear example of a parenting problem

Well, ain't that some shit!!

nerves don't worry though if she's a good babysitter she won't make a big deal out of it

Thats a shitty situation.

*waits for millions of people to complain about how "unoriginal" that joke is*

Now your name, on the other hand...

Accidents happen I guess...