Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML
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Top comments
8313girl 28
Ooh sorry OP. That's why they call it slippery when wet. Hope you feel better.
shadowdragon0820 20
Talk about a mood killer
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Comments (61)
LifelessStars 22
Take caution on wet grounds. The shower is quite dangerous nowadays
First_JOman 22
Hope you like it rough, OP ;) Also hope you're doing alright!!
Kenyanguyhere 3
Did you atleast bust a nut?
ThrottleJockey 36
Oh, he busted something alright.
ThrottleJockey 36
That's not what they mean by ,"laying some pipe. "
Magnoxidans 19
oh come on someone actually voted this down? I got your back; +1 for originality
StarkWolf_fml 23
talk about a lot of things going wrong lol
The_ghetto_mango 25
Slippery slope there, OP. Hope you're getting along fine, and had the steamy shower you wanted!
Mandybruin 15
Oh my gosh you could have died! Be careful OP! No sex is worth that (well, others may beg to differ).
oasis359 13
You know you're wrong.
TheRussianNavy 11
Ouch.
Unenunciable 14
You should get those grippy things for the floor, they make the shower much safer in general. One of those bathroom handles attached to the wall also wouldn't do any harm, they even have suction-based ones.
Pepsiisbae 15
I believe you ment ducks when u said grippy things
CallMeWindSock 24
They have mats and handles just for those occasions :)