Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I finally acted on a fantasy and did a bondage shoot video. The first comment on the clip was, "Hard watch. Fat as hell." FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Dasmi3 0
you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"
goshzilla 0
You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.
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Comments (198)
texmas 0
It happens. Usually not when you're naked. I'm betting that wasn't in the shot.
Ottawa_Sucks 0
How do you advertise clothes by not wearing them?
Endymion_fml 0
Well boo hoo. I hope all the money you got helped to cushion that simply awful experience.
shizzler 0
the more u think about controlling ur boner the harder it gets
matwin_fml 0
#8, puppies give me boners. and i dont know why your life is f'ed from this, you got to roll around with a naked female. less QQ please
Tehalon 0
I get a boner if im sleepy and trying to stay awake, and when i need to pee really bad, and .... boners just happen.
Hamish 0
Yes, high end clothing lines often ask that their models pose nude and not actually wear any of their clothes. Why lie, mate?? Was the photo shoot in a Ferrari that you got to keep because you did such a good job? 13 year old's fantasies make me laugh.
matwin_fml 0
rofl, nice catch #78
jennaleighhh 0
hahaha #78. you are awesome.
such_is_life_fml 0
LAAAAAAAWL