Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I finally acted on a fantasy and did a bondage shoot video. The first comment on the clip was, "Hard watch. Fat as hell." FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Top comments
Dasmi3 0
you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"
goshzilla 0
You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.
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Comments (198)
ammali 0
Eh, it happens. The modeling people have seen it before, I'm sure. Just say "oopsie" and carry on. Haha.
sapm90 0
Dont worry it happens to the best of us. Did she say anything after that or even better did she do anything after that?
Americo_fml 0
You should have taken care of that before the photo shoot!
bellyup 1
Strap it to your leg and keep going.
Bunbu 8
No offense #1, but you're a complete bitch. Guys get aroused just like girls do. I'm sure none of the other models felt "violated". SF)H)DIJEHJfids. You are so offensive and annoying that I can barely put my anguish into coherent sentences. D:
softballbaby94 0
Im sure no one felt violated ur models ur used to the human body and its functions but come on, any statement which explains how ur a male model isnt fml worthy. Your good looking and making money this is nothing.
rgje 0
chandlers socks, chandlers knees, chandlers hair. come on man
Tihihi1 0
haha, not an fml. ur a male model that gets to make money from standing and looking pretty:P and u got to see "an extremely sexy" model, and get paid for it, again. haha, funny...
effmylifexx 0
so...you model for a high-end clothing line but don't actually wear any of the clothes.....?
neveion 0
You are modelling with a hot naked model and complaining? jesus be thankful - or learn how to get her to **** you in the locker room before you go out there