Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I finally acted on a fantasy and did a bondage shoot video. The first comment on the clip was, "Hard watch. Fat as hell." FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Dasmi3 0
you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"
goshzilla 0
You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.
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Comments (198)
adoubleen 0
most people here are focused on the fact that he was naked for a clothing shoot.... i think, way to go!! i'm sure it sucked, but many guys wouldnt be able to gt an erection with all those people watching. you could do ****! lol
urmomluvsme 0
wait why would a high end CLOTHING line require a nude photoshoot
jhowser 0
a nude fashion shoot... sounds like an oxymoron to me :/
AFitz 0
I agree with number 12. this is a lie and apparently a pretty good one.
drumlineboi 0
sounds like me and 98.9% of my friends....lmao
persephone13 0
Well, good news is....you're a model, which means you're probably hot. You'll bounce back, my friend. :P
IMz0r 0
#15 ;) Less is more when it comes to high-end fashion I suppose. They're fashionably showing the different ways to how NOT wear the company's clothes. "If I wore clothes, I'd be wearing these... but I'm too damn sexy for clothes!"
christopherlove 0
#1, you will likely never be "violated" by an erection, you shrew. We have about as much control over our erections as you have over your cramps.
24788 7
More of a FHL, but it's inevitable if you're newer.
Blahp 0
You can totally tell that anyone who said, "it's your fault" is a girl.