Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML
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Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I finally acted on a fantasy and did a bondage shoot video. The first comment on the clip was, "Hard watch. Fat as hell." FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I did a photoshoot with my boyfriend and his buddy. We drove out to the countryside and set up on top of a hill. My boyfriend kept having me move further and further back. I eventually fell and rolled down the steep hill, while he and his buddy high-fived each other. FML
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Dasmi3 0
you know what you should have said something like " don't act like your not impressed"
goshzilla 0
You deserved it; don't male model if you're straight! ...just kidding ...sort of.
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Comments (198)
notyouraverage 0
anyone who says "you need to control it" STFU. id like to see you try. its pretty much the post instintual thing u cant control as being a human.
fhgoalie94rider 0
You're dumb! Really at least make up a good FML
Vagabones 0
#1: You obviously haven't a clue how the male anatomy works. A man could get a boner from tight pants, riding public transportation, sexual thought, or just for no reason whatsoever.
hubba 0
agree with #3. Seems fake!
Yunie_fml 0
Not uncommon, but not real funny at the same time. There was an FML similar to this the other day.
Leviathan_fml 0
if this is true, you ask "so... you doin anything later?"
soozin 0
Agree with 46. I would think, the moment you see this "extremely sexy" female, you'd have it. I also agree that a man cannot control when to have or not to have an erection, well to a certain extent. But in this supposed case, i think it would be normal to have one.. I mean there was someone that you're attracted to NAKED.
HeyThatsMySoc 0
....No boner powers activate! Form of flacid penis!! Seriously, it doesn't work like that....
e_stone_85 3
i read thus and busted a gut ... thanks .... i am going to tell all my guy friends to d it just like this now
Rackergen 0
#24 You can control it?
necromancerlord 0
Think of ugly, fat, old ladies. Problem solved.