Health, Covid and Coronavirus: Stay away from us!

Stay away from us!

By KingSnow03 - 31/03/2020 20:00

Today, because I have a coughed a total of 2 times in a row, I'm now banned from seeing any of my family until I get tested for coronavirus. The earliest available appointment is May 3rd. Looks like quarantine is going to be a lot worse than I thought. FML

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Bad timing

By Bogrbon - 30/06/2022 04:00

Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML

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Non-subsidized

By Anonymous - 03/06/2022 16:00

Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML

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Thanksgiving at home

By JasonThorn - 24/11/2022 02:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I woke up with a dry cough, which is a red flag for COVID. I took a home test, came up positive; went to a doctor, same result. I get home, mask up, and tell my roommates to test. I'm still in the process of telling the family I can't make it for Thanksgiving when my roomies test positive, too. FML

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The neverending story

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 10:00

Today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I just spent 5 weeks at a job training and was supposed to go on holiday on Monday, the first since 2019. Now I can’t even go home and hug my son. FML

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Contact tracing

By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Mechanicsburg

Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML

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Cruel Summer

By Bhrugu - 20/05/2021 06:01

Today, my 20-day summer break started. It was also the day my entire family, including me, tested positive for Covid. I'm typing this in an isolation ward. There goes my summer break. FML

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Make your minds up

By Anonymous - 20/08/2020 08:04

Today, I was told I was negative for Covid, so I went to buy wine to celebrate. Two hours later, I got a call again, saying I was positive and placed under quarantine. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 01:01 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, my husband found out that not only has he tested positive for influenza A, but also has tested positive for Covid 19. My work won't let me return until I have isolated for 14 days from someone with Covid. Our house is really small. FML

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Stay safe

By Sicky sick - 20/07/2021 00:01

Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML

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Confined

By Anonymous - 10/10/2022 22:00 - United States - Highland Lakes

Today, I got my first positive Covid test. It's also the first day of a week-long vacation that included two things I'd been planning for weeks that I haven't done in years, and a trip somewhere I've been looking forward to for months. All shot to hell right before it began. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 March 2020 21:29

Our president has said that anyone who wants a test can get a test. So, one of you is lying.

notacatinatrenchcoat 4

Tuesday 31 March 2020 20:24

you would've been infected and spreading the virus, i think it was, 9 days before showing symptoms? plus if you don't have a fever and shortness of breath to go with it i wouldn't worry. sorry your family is reacting this way

Comments

sajupt 17

Tuesday 31 March 2020 20:17

lucky you!!! it would be a win win for me!

notacatinatrenchcoat 4

Tuesday 31 March 2020 20:24

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 31 March 2020 21:29

Our president has said that anyone who wants a test can get a test. So, one of you is lying.

jobekka 20

Wednesday 1 April 2020 1:16

not everyone lives in America..

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 April 2020 1:46

Everyone that matters does. JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK!!!!

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 1 April 2020 8:37

Jobekka he was being sarcastic pointing out the blatant hypocrisy always portrayed by the powers that be over here. It was basically an “inside joke” about Trump because a good portion of our country believes literally anything he says regardless of any physical evidence to the contrary. Good luck though wherever you live. Hopefully things are better there with the virus and access to tests and supplies. Even though you don’t matter as much. (Juuuuust kidding in case anyone took that last part seriously 🙃)