Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
kongor 1
Umm its a movie... Theres no theories in a movie because its not real... If its not in the movie than it cant possibly be what happened in the movie...
Harlequin073 6
You're complaining?
Zimmy3_ 7
haha!! chewy's cool, but I doubt he's the leader because only Han solo can understand him.
Zomg_Okay 27
Ah, Mr. Buzz Killington. You certainly took your time.
graphicstyle7 17
Why are you complaining? At least he's talking to you about a subject he cares about. Lots of people wish they had someone to snuggle with and talk about anything. Don't be so picky.
ollie415 10
I want to hear this theory
yoderm 1
How is that an FML moment?
Neatfellen 0
well what the hell is the theory anyway?!
saddenedham 0
Why did you post this on fml? Your life doesn't need to be ******!
b3tazoid 5
164- has it ever occurred to you that you are suffering from a severe case of youactuallyhavenoimaginationwhatsoeveritis?