Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
Isa_fml 20
Unfortunately, there is not button I can click that says, "Your life is totally awesome." Nerdy pillow talk is the best kind!
nixophebia 5
Completely agree with him. Did he go into the R2D2 connection?
Yxagerbledink 4
Is his name Sheldon?
worldclassrager 41
he can really convince people with star wars theories...some are a bitch to figure out...this one is now figured out...Horray!
kaitlinmmaxwell 0
At least he made sense. He could have just been talking out of his ass, after he just ****** you in yours.
VicMcSeven 0
I don't understand. How is this an FML?
gregorygreg87 12
I'd actually like to hear this argument.
lugiratina 3
Whats so bad about that? Seriously...my boyfriend and I have had stranger post-coital conversations, and i cant say they were not enjoyable :)
radicaledward84 10
Your life doesn't suck, nor do you "deserve it". Your bf sounds rather epic.
lightinthedusk 4
Dude... Your boyfriend is awesome!!!