Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend sleeps on a Princess Leia pillow. He's 22. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like a Wookie mistake to me, Hans down.
stormer461 13
Sounds like a really good time. I mean sex and star wars in one night? C'mon.
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Comments (205)
raspberryboo2 3
lucky you my pillow talk with my significant other usually turns into an argument.
Luna349 5
omg..is this Amy? Did you and Sheldon FINALLY have sex?
lambsbreath 7
Nerd
nicholasj96 9
WTF is the problem ? Some don't even get pillow talk, or get treated like a one night stand . **** yo complainin'
JustNatalie 8
I wouldn't care what my boyfriend and I talked about if we were just lying in ved sweet talking
driftsenses 3
Why would you bitch about that
BananaN0se 13
Yes... EXCEPT that Chewie was captured off screen and made a slave and Han saved him so that's why they hang out , Chewie thinks he's in debt but he and solo have been longtime friends as well.
dragoongirl90 34
How is this an FML?
AcrusaderA 10
how dare you mention his theory and then not share it.
ironsidewolf 5
Become enlightened ************