Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
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ForestFire0 1
The irony here is that if you hadn't wasted time with the TP seat cover, you would have been done and out of the bathroom before the bump.
Rok_fml 0
I hate public toilets D:
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RNorthlandLGB 0
never been on a bus with a toilet...why do i feel like i'm the only one?
pajamurao 0
haha your profile picture made me think u were a helicopter
crigger61 7
WTF
kmj84 3
so are you trying to say that you were lookin at shit and pee in the toilet while you took the time to put down 20 squares of tp? but couldnt take the time to flush it?
DizzyDemon0 9
that's gotta be a little gross ay? I'd get that shit checked out :P
K4ofDoom 0
And you couldn't flush it first?
AP1985 0
Neither Greyhound nor Bonanza have toilets that flush-- it's just seat over a hole over a container of nasty sloshing around four feet below you. Like a porta-potty, but on a moving vehicle.
cwl727 33
Thank you for explaining it.
purplestuff_fml 0
Learn to hover. Also I think this is fake, you would have flushed down that poop/pee by the time you'd have finished laying the paper down. If it had no flush, then yeah FYL.
broseidon 0
pee standing up. problem solved.
holy_crap 0
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! I feel sooooooooooooo sorry for you. That is also why I always go before i get on.
norcalgirl718 0
and that's why you don't use bathrooms on buses
madbadsad 0
This used to be a great site before people started posting made up stories. As #5 already pointed out, this one would've only happened if the crapper on the bus was malfunctioning, leaving obvious hints all over the place.