Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.
uhhSavage 22
Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.
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Comments (89)
thew_fml 14
1) here are no false memories 2) those of you who think he should have told her after are freaking idiots. 3) you will get laid way before he does, so enjoy japan
inolongercare 19
At least you didn't have sex with him for a month and a half then find out he didn't want to date you the whole time.
xkncas 8
Wow...your boyfriend is an asshole... You should be glad he left you so you don't have to live with a guy who hid the fact he was unhappy like that until it was during an important event. Throw yourself entirely into the vacation, and use it to forget his loser-ass. Try and find a hostile (or kick him out of your hotel room) to stay away from him. Make him be alone.
80zChyld 2
Let me guess... U paid for all or most of this trip? He wanted to break up b4 but still wanted to go.
RKD 23
Tell him he can sleep on the complimentary couch,,,,
Omniprism 15
What a jerk. Be glad he's gone. Find a cute tour guide and pay him in fabulous sex.
writergirl23 19
Facepalm. If he was gonna break up with her then at least do it a couple days before and spare the expense.
Madrias 36
I agree with one of the previous posters. Cancel his accommodations, and his plane ticket, so he can find his own way home after being an asshole. Hope he learned Japanese, cause he'll need it to find home again.
JulianneDelisle 14
Wow what a jerk
soapmactavish82 8
He just wanted to get his hands on as many Japanese ****** as possible....I'm sorry you pick jerks for boyfriends