Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.
uhhSavage 22
Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.
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Comments (89)
corleon198425 22
Hey maybe you will meet Bill Murray in a bar and form a bond....
bridgetv25 8
My now ex husband did that to me too we went on a trip to FL I know it's not another continent but sucks just the same. That and the fact he stayed on the phone with his mistress the entire time blew the whole vaca
drew12089 2
Better than doing it after tho... I think anyway
TcheQ 12
DAFUQ. Why couldn't he have told you BEFORE the trip so you could cancel. At least you don't spend the rest of your life with this selfish prick.
amifaiyaz 12
What an ass. Just treat yourself to some cute Japanese men, op!
bloodangel1973 8
I'm very sorry to hear that. Join some tours to take your mind off it.
smurfdoll 8
What a jerk ! But good riddance right?(:
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
You should leave his ass there. Good luck getting home! Take his stuff and everything...bad idea but im sorry that damn bastard basically used you for a trip.
Vaati_fml 20
He's one of those people who like to put a hornet in the rubber band before letting go.
amanda908 2
He's a dumbass