Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20
What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.
uhhSavage 22
Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.
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Comments (89)
qwertkinz 12
At least now you can party in Japan and meet new guys!
Rocketgirl89 17
If he knew that he wanted to break up with the op, then he should have stayed at home. He's a jerk.
tehdarkness 21
It's prolly cuz he wants to try to bone Japanese girls. Sorry op. Japan is awesome though, just do your worn thing and have fun!ake sure you see all the good sites and eat some Kobe steak!
saxybandgeek 14
I really thought that "fun!ake" typo said funnel cake. I thought having funnel cake was great advice, I just wasn't sure how it fit into the situation
RockySnakes 10
he seems a bit slow
shawn2rc 6
Kinda see his point though. :/
CrissyyyS2 22
I hope you didn't pay for his shit too. ******* bastard.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Looks like he wanted to make sure to get there first. I have an inkling that you must have had a lot to do to in the organization this trip. He sounds like a user and a ********. Anyway, hope you enjoy Japan. I went there last year and we had a brilliant time. Make sure to go to Kyoto, it's an awesome city and there are plenty of cool spots to visit around (like Nara and Osaka).
tochiotome 14
OP should totally cancel any accommodations/reservations for him. This is absurd! Also cancel his plane ticket too.
Zebediabolical 45
Maybe you should go learn how to make the perfect bowl of ramen from the cantankerous chef at the noodle shop down the street. Hey, it worked for Brittany Murphy in Ramen Girl.
marinemiaou 4
what is going to be even more awkward is the flight back, because i guess they booked seats on the same flight, and next to one another...
vlalam 24
Agree with #5... Sorry to hear