Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
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Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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91hayek 31
At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.
darlingdollie 24
That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!
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Comments (179)
thegoldenbird 11
People with moter cycles can park wherever the hell they want.
Iryxian 8
If the car was still there I'd leave a note myself. " Sorry all of your tires are slashed, I had to take my rage out because of your stupidity."
blackonblight 33
Only slash 3. If you slash all four insurance will cover it.
Iryxian 8
Ah, fair point.
TheRogueAngel 3
Touch my bike and the beating you will get will be ******* legendary.
Criticalvector 4
I have a ninja 250r and a a car I'll usually take my car but I dont think il ever stop rideing my bike it's way to much fun and the felling is the best that I've decided it is worth the risk for me
CayleeUpsideDown 1
But there is motorcycle parking and those spots were created for cars
horneyhic 15
There isn't motorcycle parking everywhere. And motorcycle parking is like disabled parking is reserved for bike but you don't have to use it
glabberfasted 16
I can't remember the last time I saw motorbike parking anywhere, it really should be more prominent.
Omniprism 15
What an asshole. At least they left a note as to what happened.
the_real_dvd 21
The US does have motorcycle only spots. At least in Hawaii they do. HOWEVER, that's not universally true and I don't know this to be the case about wherever OP parked, which is why I thought it would be douchey to accuse him of being a douche for parking in a car's spot.
shucks101 11
That's what you get for taking up an entire space with a motorcycle.... I hate when people do that
horneyhic 15
Ok next time I need to park I'll pull up right beside your drivers door so as not to waste the empty space beside you. Will that make you feel better?
Epickitty58 29
Oh yeah. I hate when people are too far away from my car because I can completely open the door without hitting their bike. That sucks.
fullotto 5
when you mess with a motorcycle you have a death wish
cobalttanker 14
Find the ****** and kick his ass!!!