Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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91hayek 31
At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.
darlingdollie 24
That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!
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Comments (179)
King_Nero 15
13- motorcycle owners have to pay for insurance/taxes and everything else just like a car owner so they have every right to park in a car spot. As for OP, I hope you have or are planning to get police involved if any damage was done.
lunar999 23
#13 are you the douche?
Wierdotron 5
If this were to happen to me, I'd actually be pretty understanding. it gets frustrating when you can't find a parking spot... :/
kingdomgirl94 29
Oh, yeah this guys right! I should park illegally and get a ticket to make his day easier and save him a few minutes of looking! Poor fella just needed a dang parking spot! I might have some sever damage on my bike that could cost thousands to fix, but as long as he got a parking spot, its a-okay!
slyde32 12
I agree wierdotron, it is frustrating when you can't find a spot, or when you find a full spot with one bike, but they were there first, and have just as much right to be parked there as someone in a car. if I rode motor bikes and some twat dropped it, I'd be pissed regardless of the reason
glabberfasted 16
The real jerks are the drivers of the tiny cars who pull ALL the way up in the space and make it look empty when you're driving by. Grr.
lilypearl 11
I really hope there wasn't too much damage !
junkman6 22
#31 I want to point out that 13 said "car inaccessible" space. I'm pointing out that doing that scores you a nice 50$ parking ticket. We have motorcycle only parking here in the US. Caveat addendum it's never enough and on the east coast where there are 3-6 months out of the year where motorcycle riding is almost impossible and insanely stupid they really skimp on spots specifically for bikes. I mean bike riders will usually double up in a spot if we see another bike taking a spot. If there's a bunch of us riding together we will stack 4 in a single spot. Bike riders, at least the guys I ride with and around, usually try to be courteous about the whole parking issue. Sorry This turned into a rant but it gets extremely annoying that almost every time I try to park my bike I have to deal with the whole "you don't deserve that parking spot" bullshit.
Ki11erC 18
Unless it was a motorbike parking bay, you actually do deserve it. Might aswell of parked in a disabled spot if that was the case and then wondered why you got abuse.
slyde32 12
so what about places that don't have specific motor cycle parking bays? are they just not allowed to park at all? or do they park illegally on a foot path?
Zomg_Okay 27
Yeah OP! You parked your vehicle in an area designated for vehicles. The *nerve*.
thunderniron 22
Parking spots aren't 'reserved' for cars.
Wraith09 15
Seriously?!?! A motorcycle is a vehicle. Period. Owners pay the same taxes, licensing and insurance, yet according to you are not allowed the same rights? Get over yourself. Just because it's not as big as a car doesn't mean that a parking spot for vehicles is prohibited to motorcycles. By your logic, a Smart car shouldn't be allowed in a "regular" spot because it doesn't use all the space either. And you're an moron for suggesting someone deserves "abuse" (actually, property damage and probable monetary outlay) for doing something perfectly legal, and well within their rights as a motorist. And where do you think someone should park a vehicle, if not in a parking lot.
AlwaysWatching 27
At least they left a note.
ahippienamedrae 10
At least they didn't steal it.
thunderniron 22
That's why always park on the sidewalk near the entrance. People today are such idiots and I have no desire to be in jail again.
guineagirl96 38
Again?
Echosnow 15
Never ever touch a someone else's motorcycle!! First they are really heavy and if you drop it you probably won't be able to pick it up, and it is just plain rude!!!!!
PegLegRacing 34
They are actually easy to pick up, it's all in the technique... The problem is the damage that occurred while knocking it over. Which is why it shouldn't have been touched to begin with.