Today, I parked my motorcycle in a parking spot. When I came back, my bike had been moved and was laying on its side with a note saying, "Sorry I dropped your motorcycle I was trying to move it forward so I could park my car because there weren't any other spots." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML
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91hayek 31
At least they felt obligated to leave an apology instead of an abusive note trying to justify their actions, or no note at all.
darlingdollie 24
That's terrible. Sorry, OP. Karma will come for those who are ignorant and self-centered!
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Comments (179)
ladyg228 15
What an A-hole! I hope there was more than just an apology on that note
sartrow 8
I bet the culprit was female
HazelGrace 10
Call the cops t
Adri3025 9
Wow what a jerk :(
jackoburmo 7
Dude please forgive me I need to park my car, I said I was sorry
hawkgirl55555 2
Not to be rude and it isn't OPs fault, but they really should start making smallwr parking spaces for motorcycles. Again, not OPs fault, just saying.
jake_braves 25
13, be considerate and don't be a douche. Think before you say things. Why wouldn't a motorcycle park in a parking spot? Smh
Miss_Chevious 37
Hey at least he apologized, that's something
noideaforname 1
At least he left a note...
888Jasler 0
What's wrong with you??? Are you a Moron??? Do you have Any idea how many people get pissed-off by imbeciles who do what you did??? Think yourself lucky it wasn't driven over.
Wraith09 15
What is wrong with you, besides rage and entitlement issues? A parking spot is for all vehicles. Just because you feel you have more right to parking space than someone who was there before you, does not make it right...or lawful. Motorcycles are required, by law, to use the spaces provided in a parking lot. They are not allowed to park anywhere else, or risk getting ticket. If the only spaces provided are full size spaces, that is what the motorcycle driver uses. Period. So why is this different than a car in that space? Do you get pissed at the guy who got there before you and parked his car there? Why not? That car is taking a parking space. Do you get angry at the Mini driver for not using all the space, or the Dually F350 for filling the space? So who's the moron? I would say it's the ******* huge MORON who feels it would be O.K. for someone legally parked to have major property damage and repair bills inflicted on them for the sake of a freakin' PARKING SPACE!!! Get over yourself, and learn that there are other people in the world, and sometimes they get a better parking space than you.