Anonymous
United States
Soaking
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
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blahmina
United States
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
ants9omarching
United States
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Furry
United Kingdom
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
FriendsSuck
United States
Get Back
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
HiRveryone
Centre, United States
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
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Doxy 22
Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Welshite 39
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.
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Comments (62)
lucianaamelia 21
I see a bucket of water and an accidental slip..
Donnie_Murray 8
Big gas problem.
jrok98 8
wtf the car would dry
dancinwookie 21
Quit your bitching! Are you made of sugar? I had to walk a mile to school and back, and it was literally uphill both ways. What's worse than that? They never shoveled the damn sidewalk! I'm from Minnesota, and I'm naturally tiny. I felt like I was on the Double Dare course everyday. I made it fun by sledding down one hill using my backpack or jacket.
NoDontKillMe 19
You wanna know what's worse than that? Being a self-centered person who doesn't even care enough for their own flesh and blood to pick them up when the only "problem" is getting your car wet. Bad, huh?
TVKill3r 15
Geez you sound like an old person. "Back in my day we had to walk uphill! In the snow! With no shoes on! While getting attacked by buzzards! And we STILL did all our chores when we got home! Stupid ungrateful youth!"
Bcfrmkc816 17
And don't forget the 3-4 hours of chores before a school.
jonha21 11
Haha unconditional Love can you feel it
crazytwinsmom 25
Umbrellas don't cover completely, especially if it's windy.
sdahl1113 4
That totally sucks OP! what is the car even for?? you definitely did not deserve that. FYL
pwnman 33
If she asks you to do any chore that requires wetting, says that you can't do it, or else it'll get wet.
JoshuahColins 19
Well it looks like you have only one option... Kill your mommy.
candiicane 12
I'm thinking that, or maybe it's a muddy area and you know how that gets caught in the tires and then sprayed all over the sides of the car. Can't say I blame her if it's brand new, I tried keeping mine spotless as long as possible too.