Anonymous
United States
Soaking
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
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blahmina
United States
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
ants9omarching
United States
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Furry
United Kingdom
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
FriendsSuck
United States
Get Back
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
HiRveryone
Centre, United States
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
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Doxy 22
Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Welshite 39
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.
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DanqGirlxoxo 13
When you have an umbrella , Yes. Completely waterproof. That's what they're meant for :) Silly Goose.
kurodansei 16
look her in the eye and wring your clothes out on her car.
Enslaved 36
Haha that sucks! But I remember when I first got my new car, no one was allow to eat in it, no trash and everyone had to wipe their feet before getting in. I wouldn't even go to the beach because I worried about sand. That phase didn't last too long but it drove some batty until I got over it.
jamnglamgirlie 17
That's seriously ****** up that she would place more value in material than her own flesh and blood!
GuessWhatKids 13
The solution? OP needs to shit on her mom's car.
Getspmak 15
Dry washing will be great!
Tristyxxx 24
No
Omni6 4
I think that woman needs to be smacked in the face. Are you serious. People need to grow up!l
slickchrome 11
umadbro?
FluxPavilion 6
Wtf. How did your mom get home then? She couldn't have drove it,then it would get wet...
tj4234 35
I'm guessing that they have a garage and that the car was parked in it. And, that OP called his mum and asked for her to pick him/her up.
Bcfrmkc816 17
After it started raining. More than likely.
dakatabg 31
You got the best mom ever
PrincePlatypus 1
Just leave your sopping wet clothes in the driver's seat. Maybe she'll get the hint. Or run you over, she seems less attached to you than the car.