Cars and Miscellaneous: Soaking - FML

Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By blahmina - 23/01/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2013 20:30

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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Doxy 22

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:57

Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 4 June 2013 19:55

Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.

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Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:31

I usually like to play devil's advocate and come up with a reasonable and realistic reason why people do the things others FML about. But this time I just can't. FYL, OP.

timss4 19

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:48

Lol I woulda waited till it stopped just to piss her off

littleprincessly 5

Wednesday 5 June 2013 6:28

I've had to walk home in the pouring rain but not that reason, my mom didn't feel like getting my 4 year old sister dressed

faint0fhearts 16

Wednesday 5 June 2013 8:15

Just keep that in mind when she needs something

born_hustla 26

Wednesday 5 June 2013 8:32

WTF?!!

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 5 June 2013 13:18

Tell her the same thing when she asks or favors.

crazyness1597 2

Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:33

I would kill my mom. I hate rain

Fmlreadermostly 20

Friday 7 June 2013 4:05

Move out as soon as you can. Really. Even if you have to be a roommate with some people. Ugh

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 7 June 2013 21:52

When she asks you to wash it tell her that your not going to wet her new car.

CanadianGirl9 2

Saturday 8 June 2013 1:28

I'm sorry but this doesn't seem logical to me ! But it sounds like you have a caring mother !

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