Relatable, LGBTQIA+ and Love: So many questions

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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livzielove 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:52

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:56

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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SiobahnR 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:49

and that ladies and gentlemen is what is known as a Freudian slip, or a slip of the tounge. depends on which side of the fence you're standing on.

OMNIC1D3DRO1D 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:19

**** it right? who cares

cpope1989 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:36

kimosabi55068 6

Friday 8 April 2011 18:35

give it a go, if you decide it's really not for you, go back to the ladies. who cares?

skwishTHEfishyy 0

Friday 8 April 2011 20:15

I favourited this just for #1's comment

mason808_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 21:19

haha maybe ur one of those who r looking for love and don't care about the gender ...

yocornflake 0

Friday 8 April 2011 21:42

is being gay such a terrible prospect?

hqwoody327 0

Friday 8 April 2011 23:41

You're on the right track, baby. You were born this way.

gayBaby20 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:34

well I am gay and to be honest, I had no idea at first. I believe it's just a matter of if u find someone that makes u happy

hotchick90037 3

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:34

maybe you meant to say girlfriend?

ravenrocket 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 17:05

are you stupid? read the whole thing you twit. he typed "I'm straight. at least I thought I was." why would he mean girlfriend.

rsanchez1185 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:22

This is bogus!!!!

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