Relatable, LGBTQIA+ and Love: So many questions

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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livzielove 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:52

why does justin bieber have an fml account...

TapialPaado 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:56

Welcome to the wide spectrum of sexuality. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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brandontodd22 0

Friday 8 April 2011 10:03

nice bro haha :)

kala_lanier 2

Friday 8 April 2011 10:35

160- it kind of reminds me of a possum. ( I know it should read "an opossum" but we don't say it like that down here.)

clemsonsk8erboi 1

Friday 8 April 2011 10:59

wanna go out sometime and check out the theory?

theminger 3

Friday 8 April 2011 11:20

queer

givemechange 0

Friday 8 April 2011 13:52

46 couldnt have said it better. And KaySL, you are my hero. You should be given a talk show or something.

JD_Grainger 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:13

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zombiekitten87 12

Friday 8 April 2011 14:47

if you think you might be gay, then you're gay! that's kind of cute to be honest lol

tarajordan 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:59

<3 you made my day

moe111 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:53

that's so gay. perhaps you're a flaming **** waiting to ignite?

imawesomeness 0

Friday 8 April 2011 17:13

gay

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Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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Today, my son complained that he didn't want to go to school. My husband asked, "Want to swap? You can go work all day, come home tired, and your only reward is a whiny wife and bratty child griping and complaining and expecting you to fix every problem." Part of me died when I heard that. FML

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Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

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Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML

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