Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
I guess you got off on the wrong foot.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..
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Comments (130)
holymackeral 12
I thought the next level was anal
sweetestbitcheva 14
Make sure your feet are sweaty and let's see how he feels then.
kilullu 16
Just be careful not to smash him
vikky538 29
give it to him with a woolen Sox ...he wouldn't dare ask it again..
numberswoman 14
Eeewwwww!
mvc3ftw 17
wonderul comment,o wise one.
legs666 10
"oops, I didn't mean to KICK you honey, I'm sorry!!""
Witchylady 18
That is just gross on so many levels. What a dick.
DonPandon 15
How many levels are there before marriage?
Wizzlbang 10
14
masterreader878 12
More like FHL. As his girlfriend, you should understand that he may like different things. It's one thing to say, sorry, I'm not into that stuff. It's another to write an FML because you think it's weird, and dislike it. He was showing you a sign of trust by letting you in on something probably nobody else knows, because he is too afraid to reveal it, for this reason. You just broke his trust, and made an asshole out of yourself on the internet. That's the only FYL you get from me. And for all those saying it's gross, who are you to judge him. We all have our quirks, and you are just making fun of his, because it is different. So for that, I say shame on you. I specifically made an account, having always been a silent user. But I made this account, because this FML disgusts me, and I had to rant about it. Now I say farewell.
10showgirl 16
I think i found OP's boyfriend....
rawlings123 17
I think this guy also has a foot fetish
blinked_281 29
I think she posted it more because she wanted him to propose rather than being disgusted by his foot fetish.
icepick23 12
Agreed
masterreader878 12
You know, now that you put it in that light, I can understand.
devildog3766 3
He just wanted to play footsies!!!!!!