Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
I guess you got off on the wrong foot.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..
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Comments (130)
Ryodin 11
Well he _is_ opening up to you and showing you something he's embarrassed about. Feet? Really? Ugh.
commandercolbert 6
someones watching too much ****
Anonyma518 5
Ermm. I actually find GF's and ppl's reaction terrifying. Foot fetish(bigger or smaller) is actually pretty common thing and I don't see anything wrong in that or giving a footjob. Personally I'm not that much into(though honestly if I'm loving a girl I find every part of her body equally attractive) that but I wouldn't mind a footjob once a while to make things interesting.
UbiquitousMan 2
So giving a guy a footjob is weird, but sucking on his dick is "a ok"?
typicalfour 4
Omg. I dated a guy with a foot fetish for over 7 years. Seems like that's all I ever did.
blinked_281 29
Definitely thought it was gonna be anal
Food2Abs 13
Yeah same here
thecrazymancan 17
Thank you for sharing that with the internet. I'm sure we all wanted to know. :/
KacyA93 7
Lmfao. Oh that's a good one. I'm sorry you were disappointed.
Axel5238 29
As far as fetishes go I've heard of weirder. Though, potentially it could be bad if he's so focussed on her feet and doesn't want to have sex/prefers the foot job vs having sex/ the OP enjoying herself as well. Talk to your bf about what you are comfortable with and see if he has other fetishes. It might seem small, but if you guys are into way different things sex wise and not into the stuff he's into it might be time to have a serious discussion about where the relationship is gonna go.
ocean_blue919 6
That's awkward, hopefully you didn't heel him in the jewels....