Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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StarWolf111 21
I guess you got off on the wrong foot.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..
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Comments (130)
icepick23 12
Today, after years of dating & even living together, I finally felt comfortable enough to share with my girlfriend one of my turn-ons--a footjob from her. Not only did she prove that she is not willing to accept/accommodate what I like sexually within the privacy of our own bedroom, but she publicly made fun of me on FML--there is no way I would ever marry her, now.
EmeryBaby 6
haha my man likes it:P I'd just take it that your feet are cute, :P
smokertoker 3
ive had a boy ask me to do that before.
delay1234 19
theres that foot fetish
operator47 10
That's hot.
Taolan 23
Look at it this way - he's letting you walk all over him.
flootershy 7
What? Foot jobs feel good
Food2Abs 13
Foot fetishes....
katpiss_nvrclean 5
Well that escalated quickly
boo_stone 6
Well, what does he say? "Hey baby, give me some foot."