Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
I guess you got off on the wrong foot.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..
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Comments (130)
olpally 33
Is your bf quagmire? Lol.
lisslyi 19
Giggity.
DaMann360 19
Giggity giggity
Sangue0608 26
giggity giggity goo
PQs_Citizen 3
I feel like that will probably take a great amount of skill
warsun 27
They do it in hentai a lot though
blinked_281 29
But isn't hentai animated? It seems like it'd be pretty easy then considering it isn't real people doing it.
JMichael 26
Well maybe if you do that for him he'll propose to you!
Yodelmeister 18
I can understand how that could be disappointing, but I hope you're not looking down on him. We all have our kinks, and foot fetishism is actually pretty common. There are a lot weirder things he could be into. Give it a try, it could be fun for both of you.
TheDrifter 24
Keep a towel handy, well lubed feet could be a safety hazard op.
Kamon97 23
At least you know that he feels comfortable with you so this could lead to marriage one day :) even if you have to put up with the foot jobs lol
PrincessCastiel 27
Kinky
chosha_fml 27
Ask what his other odd fetishes are. You don't want to find out AFTER marrying him, if you ever get to a next level of relationship, rather than just a next level of weirdness.
isuckwithnames 22
Yeah it'd suck to find out that you're married to a guy who is into Cheese Pizza
False_Stupidity 42
And whats wrong with cheese pizza?
karlcolt45 19
walk this way!
c_scape 7
sounds like a good challenge